On any difficulty you will find yourself dying a lot. The Baconing, on the other hand, isn't so much a mindless button masher as it is a fathomless frustration machine. Granted, the prior DeathSpank games were criticized as mindless button mashers. Instead, most of the quests are now "kill X number of enemy Y" or "bring Z number of item A to person B." It's the same old MMO schlock that we have done time and time again, and it's no more interesting now than it has been in the bazillion other games that have used it. All the interesting little puzzle elements have been taken out. Everything that made prior DeathSpank games fun to play is gone. If that someone is you, well, tough luck, buddy. Unfortunately, someone has to be playing the game. If you were to just watch The Baconing, it would be a knee-slappin', thong-wearin' good time. Every quest in the game lampoons something about traditional loot-grind RPGs. DeathSpank will talk to nameless NPCs, horrible lords of evil, aliens, robots, orcs, wise old cows, and tons of over-masculine video game stereotypes. The great writing and wonderful humor from the previous games travel over intact. Obviously, the game doesn't take itself too seriously. It's up to DeathSpank to throw the thongs into the Fires of Bacon in order to unmake the Anti-spank and save the world. As a result, he decides to wear all the Thongs of Virtue (powerful mystical items from the previous game) at once, giving birth to the Anti-spank, an evil version of DeathSpank that looks to destroy the world. Vanquishing evil has become too easy for him after grabbing up all of the mythical loot from the previous two games. When the game starts, DeathSpank is bored. In The Baconing, you once again play as DeathSpank, the heavily armed medieval hero who slices through panty-wearing orcs like butter. Unfortunately, they spent so much time coming up with a witty title that they actually forgot to fix the game. Developer Hothead wanted to show that this game was different from previous DeathSpanks in order to bring in new players and assure old players that all the old problems with the game had been fixed. In fact, that is why the game doesn't carry the DeathSpank title. Well, The Baconing was supposed to fix all that.
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Previous entries in the series have been criticized as having clunky controls, horrible menu systems, and a general lack of pacing, but the absolute hilarious writing (poop jokes and all) made up for it. The Baconing is the third game in the DeathSpank franchise, a series of loot-driven hack-and-slash RPGs with a humorous twist. It doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun when put that way, does it? Nay! This quest will be a test of endurance as the entirety of my journey will be governed by how hard one can hammer on thine attack button. Oh, but worry not, my friends, this quest will not require brains nor quick wits. I have traveled these lands far and wide, experienced horrors you can only imagine in your worst nightmares, bested the most evil of fiendish foes, and now I have returned to the glorious lands of PlayStatia and Xboxenshire to do it all over again for a third time. "Greetings, peasants! It is I, DeathSpank.
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